If you take four boys school clothes shopping….
You get one who’s semi-cooperative, but takes forever to change in the dressing room.
You get a couple who chase each other around the racks of clothes.
You get one who thinks it’s funny to play hide-n-seek in the store.
You get one who pokes his head under the dressing room to look at the people next door.
You get one who thinks he doesn’t need any clothes and refuses to try anything on.
You get tired of trying to find a pair of pants that fit a tall skinny boy cuz everything is made for fat kids
You get a mom who looks like a fool trying to keep everyone together.
You get that annoying know-it-all-mother-of-one who tries to tell you what to do.
You get extra clothes you don’t need because you just don’t want to go out with them again.
You get home and send them all to their rooms.
…but it’s all worth it when they go back to school.